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inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

itsmemacleod:

foxnewsofficial:

nice of people to stop murdering with steam in the year 2000

THIS IS SO GREAT

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

ask-gallows-callibrator:

tebianco:

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

maybe they sleep like bats

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FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS

A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

stop white girls who think murderous sociopaths are attractive

mchotney:

drarna:

DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS

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notordinaryfashion:

Jenny Packham S/S 2015

notordinaryfashion:

Jenny Packham S/S 2015

me: damn i need to save my money
me: *spends $200 in a week*
slayboybunny:

slayboybunny:

A mystery we may never solve


saw this on my dash 2night + it could honestly NOT be more relevant *gives past-me a somber clap on the shoulder*

slayboybunny:

slayboybunny:

A mystery we may never solve

saw this on my dash 2night + it could honestly NOT be more relevant *gives past-me a somber clap on the shoulder*