Arthur Conan Doyle: Trying to see how little fucks he can give about a series of books before people start to notice.
shit can you actually imagine what it would be like to be hungover at Hogwarts? staircases with vanishing steps, doors that are just walls pretending, corridors that lead somewhere different depending on what day it is, and a malevolent spirit of chaos who lives to make noise/your life difficult. Bloody hell…
So. How many times do you guys think Sirius did that? Just got down on all fours and whispered to the stairs
have I not been good to you?
please stop moving
it would be most kind
I am dying
this is a dying man’s wish
please mr. stair
gonna nap here
when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with
I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
He really does do Finn serious justice. A+ Disney World.
i mEANT FLYNN WHAT THE HECK WHO IS FINN
A 2500 year old mummy that had some amazing tattoos.
NO FUCKING WAY.
YO HOLD ON.
IT GETS BETTER.
This mummy, found in the Altai mountains of Siberia, is actually that of a young woman who died at about the age of twenty-five; she is thought to have been a member of the Pazyryk tribe.
She was buried with six horses and two similarly-tattooed men (the horned griffon that decorates her shoulder also appears on the man buried closest to her, covering most of his right side), possibly escorts. She was also wearing a horse-hair wig, silk, and elaborate boots, which is all a level of ceremony that would have likely only been accorded to a woman of high rank. You didn’t get inked like this unless you were very important, and had worked your way up to that importance.
…Hence, of course, the references to her by researchers as ‘The Ukok Princess,’ although due to the lack of weapons in her grave they have concluded that the woman was in fact a healer or a storyteller.
And now I’m all consumed with curiosity: Who was she? What amazing things did she accomplish? Why these symbols, and what did they mean? Who were the two men alongside her?
The most informative article about it can be found here, although I would completely eat up any other information you guys could find.