Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
when you are under the word count for an essay
if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it
i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.
Are you Team Peeta or Team Gale?
the media is pushing this love triangle so hard and the cast and crew are having none of it and it’s great
The characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real