I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
nice of people to stop murdering with steam in the year 2000
THIS IS SO GREAT
See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do
Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo
Maybe they sleep like camels…
or…. uh… snakes?
Or maybe they sleep on trees
There is nothing about this post I don’t love
maybe they sleep like bats
FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS
A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.
You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.
A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.
You are in a garden, and you are astonished.
DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS
Jenny Packham S/S 2015
A mystery we may never solve
saw this on my dash 2night + it could honestly NOT be more relevant *gives past-me a somber clap on the shoulder*